Funny quotes and messages!!

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing...=P

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If u wanna make someone look crazy on Facebook
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just comment on their status & when they reply back delete your comment :D :D

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The best way to make somebody remember you
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borrow money from them. :p

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Boy: Do u
have a pen?
Girl: Yeah
Boy:oh..it s out of ink!
Girl: What?
you're kidding.......it works!
Boy: It doesn't work!
well,u try
go write "your cell phone
number" here.. P

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An illiterate father with his educatd son went on a camping trip..

They setup their tent & fell asleep.

Some hours later,
Father wakes his son & asks: Look up to the sky & tell me what u see,?

Son: I see millions of stars.

Fathr: And wht does that tel u.?

Son: Astronomically,it telLs thr r millions of galaxies & planets.

Fathr slaps the son hard & says: Idiot 'someOne has stolen our tent' =D

Moral : Education ruins our commonsense. :') =p

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Chosing Career Is Like Chosing Wife From 10 Girls....
Even If U Pick Most Smart,Most Intelligent, Beautiful Girl,There's Still Pain. :(

There is only 1 perfect Wife in the world... Every husband thinks the neighbour has it...!! ;)

Every woman in the world is beautiful...........except the ugly ones

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I Like to do impossible things..
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As nothing is impossible,
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So I do Nothing

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Height Of Happiness-

Boy Got Job In Girls Hostel

After 2 Months

Owner Asked- Why Don't U Come 2 Take Ur Salary

Boy- Wah, Salary As well, lolz

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Gf-i m prgnent
bf- r u sure that is my baby
gf- why everyone ask me same question
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Suppose grls are
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Joke over..:D
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